[X] You were born in Singapore

[X] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians

[X] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.

[ ] You have none or one sibling.

[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout.

[X] You miss luncheon meat.

[X] You hate Motorola branded phones.

[X] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.

[ ] You own more than 2 existing handphones.

[X] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.

Total so far: 7

[X] You love to act cute. (I'm naturally kawaii. XD)

[X] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc.

[ ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.

[X] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.

[X] You want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday.

[ ] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.

[X] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.

[X] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.

[ ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall

[X] You watched The Little Nyonya.

Total so far: 13

[ ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki

[ ] You learn to swim before the age of 10.

[X] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.

[ ] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam.

[X] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.

[ ] Sentosa is getting boring to you

[X] You miss root beer

[ ] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang

[X] You actually get lame jokes.

[ ] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world (NI-HON!)

Total so far: 17

[X] you are kiasu.

[ ] you enjoy Hossan Leong's shows.

[X] you play uno and beyblade when u were young.

[ ] you go shopping wearing super simple clothing.

[ ] you think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade'? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'

[X] you sleep during mother tongue classes

[X] you speak in english during mother tongue classes

[ ] you get 1000 math questions for homework a day

[X]Your class size is 38-45 pupils

[X] your school bag weighs more than 1kg.

Total so far: 23

[X] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuff to do

[ ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest. (REALLY?!)

[X] You smuggle food into cinemas.

[X] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc

[X] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc.

[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.

[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang. Summer vacations. wow.

[ ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live

[ ] You chiong at a sale.

[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.

Total so far: 26

Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage:

26x2=52

52% Singaporean!